Are You Wearing... HAMMER PANTS?!

Note to actress Amaia Salamanca: You really shouldn't be looking so pleased with yourself.  This Hammer Pants look is NOT OK.  No ma'am.  Absolutely not.  And even though I owned a similar black pair back in the day, this wasn't hot then, and it's certainly not hot now.  Let's put a stop to this madness before it even starts.  For real.
*UPDATE*Ok, so umm... I totally own a pair of these now. Purchased a knit pair about a year ago, so... yeah.